孔雀的女兒－julie & frank 的部落格

講笑話

好友email 轉來一個優質的英文笑話，我把它翻譯了一下，博君一笑。

Don't Make Fun Of Old Man.

不要跟老人家開玩笑 。

Daughter of a peacock.

孔雀的女兒

龐克頭

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
有一天我帶我父親到購物中心去買些新鞋子(他現年66歲)。
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
我們決定到美食街吃點東西。

I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him
我注意到他一直看著坐在他隔壁的人。

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange & blue - and my dad kept staring at her.

這個十多歲的年輕人把頭髮弄的尖尖並染上各種顏色- 綠色、紅色、橘色以及藍色- 我父親一直盯著她看。

The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
這位年輕人每次轉過頭來看，都會發現我父親盯著她。

When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:

當她最後受夠時，她語帶諷刺地問:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
“ 怎麼啦，老頭，你一生中從來沒做過狂野的事嗎?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on his response - I knew he'd have a good one!
了解我的父親，我趕緊把食物吞下，以免被他的回答嗆到，我知道他會有一個好的回答!

In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:

以他典型的樣子，他不眨一眼的說:

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

“曾經喝醉酒並與一隻孔雀交媾。我正在猜想你是不是我的女兒。”