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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
(如何分辨蒼蠅的性別)

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!

            


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
(一位婦女走進廚房，發現她先生拿著蒼蠅拍悄悄走近。)

'What are you doing?'
She asked.
(她問: 你在做甚麼?)

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
(他回答: 正在打蒼蠅。)

       
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.
(她問: 喔，打到一些了嗎?)

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
(他回答: 有喔，三隻公的，二隻母的。)


Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'
(她疑惑的問: 你如何分辨公的或母的?)

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

(他回答: 三隻停在啤酒罐上，兩隻停在電話上。)

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