中秋節將屆，月圓花好，給人無限想像。國外的網路民調 (www.OnePoll.com)最近對20個國家15,000位女士,針對各國男人的床上功夫所作民調評選:誰是世界上最糟的情人。
我把民調結果表列如下:
名次 | 國家 | 評語 |
1. | 德國人 | 有使人難受的體臭 |
2. | 英格蘭人 | 懶惰，都讓女的做工 |
3. | 瑞典人 | 太快就結束 |
4. | 荷蘭人 | 太粗魯 |
5. | 美國人 | 太有支配欲 |
6. | 希臘人 | 過於感傷 |
7. | 蘇格蘭人 | 太吵 |
8. | 土耳其人 | 太多汗 |
9. | 威爾斯人 | 太自私 |
10. | 蘇俄人 | 體毛太多 |
被評為最佳情人的是西班牙， 其次是巴西、意大利男人。
英文版附在下面供參考。
Telegraph U.K.
Oct. 1, 09
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly". English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
Other countries who didn ' t fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ' ' These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results. ' '
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